Alright, I’ve had enough! It’s 2024, and still no Oasis reunion tour? Are you kidding me?! It’s been over a decade since the infamous split, and we’re all just out here waiting, clutching our dusty copies of (What’s the Story) Morning Glory?, wondering if we’ll ever get the Gallagher brothers back on stage. And yet, all we get is Liam throwing shade on Twitter and Noel dropping solo tracks that are, well, decent—but let’s be honest, it's not the same, is it?
Look, I get it. Brothers fight. And if your brother was Liam, you’d probably want to throw more than words his way every now and then. But come on! You’re brothers, for crying out loud! Whatever’s going on in that sibling rivalry should be smaller than what Oasis means to millions of fans around the world. We didn’t camp out overnight for tickets in the ‘90s just to see you call it quits and do your own thing forever. The energy, the attitude, the epic sing-alongs—it's all incomplete without the two of you together, blasting "Don't Look Back in Anger" with thousands of us screaming along.
And don’t even get me started on those reunion rumors that pop up every year just to crush our souls when nothing happens. Glastonbury? Nope. Knebworth comeback? Nada. It’s like they’re doing it on purpose, keeping us on edge while they cash in on solo gigs. But deep down, you know a reunion tour would sell out instantly. The world needs that raw, Britpop magic back in its original form.
So Liam, Noel, bury the hatchet (preferably not in each other's backs). We’re tired of waiting. It’s time to give us what we really want—a massive, unapologetically loud Oasis reunion tour.
The answer is simple: 1 2 3 4!
